I have diphallasparatus.

I couldn't decide on what color I liked best, so I had the car salesman just gift wrap the whole lot for me. :boink:

The more weekend chores, the better!

Our state has passed a new law that only spring and fall seasons will be permitted so that we no longer have to put up with excessive heat or cold. :)

I come from such a well adjusted family.

I hate it when things go right.

I'm very well poised and would never do something as stupid as falling off a step.

I never have weird dreams at night.

My family is always honest.

In my spare time, I race formula 1 race cars.

I don't eat bread.

We're always late to everything we go to.

I'm not getting sleepy.

I never lose my temper

I'm not looking forward to tomorrow.