The bad news is, they'll never leave you alone.

The good news is you can try to put them on a no call list.

The bad news is, they'll follow you around in public places.

The good news is if you are good at hide and seek you can lose them.

The bad news is, stalkers. Stalkers are always bad news.

The good news is you can get them restrained.

The bad news is, that might not be their kink,.

The good news is you only have to ask if it is their kink.

The bad news is, not everyone respect's everyone's boundaries.

The good news is that stronger boundaries can be used.

The bad news is, the measures necessary to enforce those boundaries.

Wait, that might be the good news.

The good news is until they defund the cops you can still get ahold of them.

The bad news is, 'the cops' haven't been defunded yet.

The good news is they are still out there protecting us.

The bad news is that if they're defunded, who would you call when you have an emergency?