Yes, you did, and I can prove it.

I know, I was watching.

I have telekenetic powers.

I'm levitating as I write this.

I'm getting ready to take a ride up to the International Space Station.

I would have taken you, db, but my spaceship is in the shop.

Thanks, lafehubert. I just went ahead and teleported up. :boink:

My nuts are so small, you could step on them and they would slip into the tread of your shoes and not get hurt.

I always like the low-hanging urinals in restrooms so I don't have to lift it so far. :D

I love weekend chores.

I'm think of starting up a new streetcar business.

I returned from the Car Wash bone dry.

My best friend is a plague carrying rat.

What this world needs is a good ice age.

The past two weeks have been the happiest of my life.