Jseal is my mailman.

... ah, if only I could be your male man. :wish:



My bother is not preparing to retire in June.

To help pay our national debt, internet posting will be taxed at a dollar per post. :yikes:

... therefore, I am not in serious trouble!

I haven't been on the games lately because I've been held hostage as a sex slave and they just let me up to breathe. :wink:

I wasn't the least bit glad to see you back in the games ... :slurp:

I don't have a doctor's appointment in about 3 1/2 hours.

I just came back inside from shoveling snow!

I didn't, The ice was so thick after the temp dipped below 90, that I was afraid I'd slip and fall.

LOL! I'm driving up to dig you out! :car:

Be careful so you don't run into the caribou making their annual migration through central Illinois.

I must first purchase some anti-freeze so that the car will start reliably.

We've had so much rain, I bought a canoe so I can go from our front door to our car.

I never neglect my teeth.

We're not home from out trip to Indianapolis,