Gud news is dat Christmas be only bout 5 mos away.

Bad news will be if COVID-19 is still causing problems as the stores try to lure people in to do their shopping. Social distancing may slip from 6 feet to 6 inches. Oh-oh!

The good news is, we can still enjoy summer.

Bad news is due to Covid 19 they cancel summer.

The good news is, summer itself is not cancelled: you can always watch the women in your neighborhood hosing themselfs down while wearing skimpy bikinis.

Where? Where are they? :confused:

The good news is, you could take a walk and find out.

The bad news is that candy in my pocket might melt. :yikes:

The good news is the stick mess you canmake with the "candy".

The bad news is that it is balled up in your pocket and won't come out clean.

The good news is, you can get clean in the shower.

The bad news is that your pants will get wet if it's in your pocket. :shrug:

The good news is, you don't have to wear pants.

Da bad ol' news be you be naked. On de oder han, I ges dat could be gud news couldn't it?

The good news is, it's great to be naked at the right time, and in the right place.