I find Pixies to be the most prudish bunch of people ever to cyber the net.

2:30 AM and the sun is shining brightly.

Oh good, it's raining

I wish my kid wasn't going away for the weekend leaving just me and my sweetie home alone....to do whatever we want!! :sex:

I bet you're dreading that time.

I'd hate to be in that situation!

Free to do whatever you'd like ... what a dreadful thought.

I was overjoyed when her plans fell through and she came back home. I didn't want crazy, wild sex anyway!!!!! :mad:

I didn't fall asleep in our living room sitting on the recliner last night.

I'm only working 1 hour a day

TinglingTess' weekend plans bore me.

My Lamborghini got dirty with all the snow and salt on the roads, so I'm trading it in for a new one.

(A 2010 Lamborghini Murcielago costs about $450,000)

tying the wife up and leaving her squirming with a vibe inside was soooo boring last night

I'm not sleepy at all right now.

I'm not considering masturbating right NOW