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I'm having an affair with my dentist.
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I'm a Dentist
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I'm going to quickly learn to be. :slurp:
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I'm giving up masturbation
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I hate webcams
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I love dripping faucets.
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Got to take my pet Emu for a walk
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I did not masturbate today after putting clean sheets on the bed.
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I'm going to start a frog traininrg school.
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I did not masturbate thinking about Tess masturbating
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I didn't think of Tess moaning.... I didn't....... I didn't!
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I believe masturbation sends you blind and makes your palms hairy.
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I can't feel my braille keyboard anymore through all this hair.
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I've hired a secretary to do my typing.
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I'm not having thoughts of sexy secretaries now
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