As you might imagine within a short time they were swarming in little hoppers of their own.


Now facing huge responsibilities they...

Now facing huge responsibilities they ... took their saved up greens and bought a carrot farm.

Now, they could really ....

Now, they could really raise their young while still saving enough for their dream vacation.

If only they could....

If only they could....keep from too many more litters of that size. Whew!!

This called for ...

This called for ... a call to the local vet.

The vet told them...

The vet told them ... to get the cat fixed.

They naturally asked ...

They naturally asked why he wanted the cat fixed.


The boy rabbit hung his head....

The boy rabbit hung his head...and realized he was actually a girl rabbit.

The rabbit smiled ...

The rabbit smiled ... and said, "Woo Hoo!," which isn't a real common thing for rabbits to say.

It started to sing, "I'm a bunny and a honey and I want ...

It started to sing, "I'm a bunny and a honey and I want...to find out who did this to me."

Having said that ...

Having said that ... the temptation of the fresh carrots growing next to him ... er ... her ... became too much and she started eatingone.

"Ummmm, this reminds me of ....

"Ummmm, this reminds me of...the story of the tortise and the hare"

The tortise won because...

The tortise won because ... he had a hare up his ass.

Having won ...

Having won ... he decided to remove that hare.

He went back to the vet...

He went back to the vet ... but made a wrong turn and ended up at the Met. :yikes:

It was an opera and with all the screaming ...

It was an opera and with all the screaming....he wondered what the fuss was all about.

Suddenly a shot rang out ....

Suddenly a shot rang out .... which just proved the glass holding the shot of whiskey was pure crystal since any other wouldn't ring like that.

No time to waste, he took the glass and ...

No time to waste, he took the glass and taped it up (duct tape naturally)

He taped it so he could ...

He taped it so he could...see if the glass was half empty or half full.

After he decided that it was...

After that he decided that it was...in need of more fluid.

He grabbed a bottle...

He grabbed a bottle and.....filled it to the brim.

Then he looked at it and....

Then he looked at it and ... moaned with satisfaction as he took a drink.

No doubt about it ...

No doubt about it ... he really enjoyed the beverage.

Suddenly he realized....

Suddenly he realized that he had a low tolerance for alcohol.

Before he knew it....

Before he knew it ... he was just a bit tipsy.

Once he realized that ...

Once he realized that he decided to make the most of it.

Taking another glass, he....

Taking another glass, he offered it to his lady

She took the glass ...

She took the glass ... and gulped it down like a sailor with a keg of rum.

Shocked by that, ...

Shocked by that, he handed her another to see what would happen.

To his amazement,.....

To his amazement, his prim and proper lady began to lose her inhibitions.

The next thing he knew...

The next thing he knew ... they were both undressed and fondling each other.

The phone rang and ...

Then the phone rang and was surprised by a female voice on the other end.

She asked if she could.....

She asked if she could ... come over and join them

He smiled and replied ....

He smiled and replied .... "why certainly, but you know we are pretty casual around here, so you won't overdress will you?"

She breathlessly resonded ...

She breathlessly responded ... "pant, pant, pant."

It was clear that she would ...

It was clear that she would.... need some oxygen before too long.

Suddenly he decided ...

Suddenly he decided ... to help by offering her his 'straw.'

She took it and began ...

She took it and began ... to noisily blow down it.

His eyes bulged with ...

His eyes bulged with ...with surprise at her technique.



Seeing his reaction................

Seeing his reaction ... she increased her effort.

Soon, and almost by surprise, ....