The bad news is that … hmmm … I don't really have any bad news. Is that bad news … or good news? :confused:

The good news is that...no news is good news?

The bad news could be an attempt to hide the bad news.

The good news is there are alternative sources for news.

The bad news is that it's sometimes hard to find them … amid all the commercials and such.

The good news is, all the news is the same these days...full of outbreak crap, so it doesn't make any difference.

The bad news is … I think you're right … it probably doesn't make much if any difference.

The good new is: life goes on anyway.

The bad news is that the repetition of bad news so much makes things seem even worse then they are. :(

The good news is: at least you're not living in a dream world.

The bad news is that sometimes "dream worlds" aren't so bad.

The good news is, frequently, escapism for a little while, helps your outlook in general.

The bad news is you can get lost in your own escapism.

Good news is dat da' family gettin' more time to be togetter. Dat be a plus.

The bad news is the ranty uncle boor you now have to spend more time with.