With all this rain, I just run naked through the yard to get my morning shower.

I am bored!

I hate to cook

I detest "classical" music!

I've never been to an opera

I am not currently masturbating

Today was the coldest November day on record for South Australia.

People in Illinois love seeing our governors retire to the Joliet state prison. :(

I believe sex is only for procreation.

I'm going swimming in the Illinois River this morning.

I wish I could come down to the end of a paycheck and have less money.


Maybe they should raise the taxes I pay.

I love going to a party on a cold, rainy night.

I think the Interstate Highways should all be closed so we can get more use out of the two-lane country roads.

We need more rain here in Maryland.

Let's see, it's 18F and expected to drop to 6F this evening. I think the global warming is having an effect. Isn't that wonderful? :(