I hate slow days at work it makes the day drag on

I just became a fairy princess and I don't have to EVER work again!

Bill Gates just called and wants me to take over Microsoft.

Hey! Did you know that Bill Gates is my twin brother?

I suspected that all along. :boink:

I'll probably work late this evening.

I hope to stay up all night watching the Weather Channel.

I sleep with my eyes open

I'm going to become a commercial airline pilot and fly 747's as a hobby.

I can build one ^^^ for you, if you would like.

I'm going to go out and dance the night away.

I love that she totally screwed my hair up when she cut it.

With a high in the mid-70s yesterday, we lit a fire in the fireplace and snuggled down under five heavy blankets.

Today we went looking at houses and bought ourselves a mansion. :nod:

I thought we'd priced that mansion for an early sale. :D