The bad news is if they get one but it's for the wrong gender. :yikes:

The good news is, regifting is a thing!

The bad news is that same sex couples could still face a problem. :shrug:

The good news is, there are many hermaphroditic life forms that just wouldn't care!

The bad news is they're not humanoid … or is that good news … or does it even matter? :confused:

The good news is, it didn't matter to Captain Kirk.

The bad news could be that many of the non-humanoids are now in politics. :shrug:

The good news is, they probably already are.

The bad news is that IT SHOWS! :D

The good news is, you could be the first to welcome our new alien overlords.

Yikes! Dat shore sound like bad news, dun't it?

Not really. The good news is, if you're a Cthulhu cultist, you significantly increase your chances of being eaten first.

Cthulhu cultist? Good News?

The bad news is ^^^^. :D

Watcha all talkin' 'bout now?

The good news is that your posting, Goofy! :thumbs: