Sounds fishy to me which makes it all the more believable.

We did not attend a very wet Renfest yesterday.

We didn't go to a great German restaurant last night for supper.

I'm a professional belly dancer

I was Peter North's stud double in many of his movies.

We'd all be better off without pets.

Our pets are well-behaved and sit quietly at the table waiting for supper to be served. :boink:

My pets learn to open cans and prepare their own meals.

Our cats are reading "War and Peace" to my wife and I.

My daughter does not have a friend visiting until Saturday.

Hey, I'm so excited about my work, that I've been doing that instaed of hanging out all day on Pixie's!

I'm suppose to be ready to head out in an hour, but I think I'll stay here instead.

My daughter will not have TWO friends spend the night tonight! :eek:

Last night I was really happy.

Everyone is so very very honest in this thread.