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I don't like walking in parks.
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I'm thinking of getting my teeth filed so I can be a vampire.
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I'm taking a course on lying to the public so I can be a politician.
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Politicians never lie.
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No wonder we doubt our politicians. They must not have taken the course I'm taking. :)
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I'm growing a beard so I can join the circus
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I quit my high-wire act in the circus cuz' I got tired of my beard.
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I think sex is only for procreation.
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I'm so shy, I try not to take off my clothes for sex.
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The World Wide Web will come to nothing.
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It's fun to receive a lot of SPAM in your mailbox.
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I eat spam.
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We never have used Spam when making ham salad.
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I didn't notice that SPAM is MAPS spelled backwards.
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I can turn into a mermaid at will.
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