The good news would be if we could go to where the weather is good, the water be calm and dah folks be friendly. Yep, that's be right good and dats fer sure.

It sure would, Goofy, but the bad news is … nobody seems to know where it's at in this world or how to get there. :(

Good news is that is what a GPS is for.

The bad news is, the GPS hasn't been updated in quite a while.

The good news is that it could be.

The bad news is, vermin have chewed up the wiring in the unit.

The good news is that there is a cure for vermin.

The bad news is, the possibility that we may be considered the vermin.

The good news is that we might not be.

The bad news is it was still a thought.

The good news is that we could also think of ourselves as knights in shining armor.

The bad news is, those knights might actually be dirty little English k...NNNNNN...igts!

Yuz' kiddin, ain't cha? Da good news might be dey takes der baths much like we done do.

Then the bad news becomes the unwashed masses.

The good news there's water and the invention of soap that could cure that. :)