The good news is, most of those places don't involve a handbasket.

The bad news is if your job is on one of the 1000+ miles away mainlands. :yikes:

The good news is, you're on vacation, so the job is irrelevant.

The bad news is people still want money from you.

The good news is, some of those people are travel agents.

The bad news is sometimes they send you to bad places.

The good news is when you find a neat place on your own!

The bad news is I has something wittier to post herre, and then I had sudden, massive intestinal problems.

Good news is there is a cure for that.

The bad news is when it hits you suddenly and urgently.

The good news is a restroom is always open.

The bad news is if the sign on the door that says "Temporarily out of order."

The good news is, the sign is just a decoy.

The bad news is … what it meant was the stool had been taken out and the new one not yet installed. :yikes:

The good news is, there's nobody going around swiping toilets.