The bad news is, people who throw books usually throw them into fires.

The good news is if that fire kept someone from freezing.

The bad news is, that warmth melts the freeze, which puts out the fire, so you're back to freezing.

The good news is that it's fun while it lasts. :shrug:

The bad news is, nothing lasts forever.

The good news is that I won't be here to regret it.

The bad news is, that means you also won't be here to enjoy it.

The good news is maybe I'll have won an all expense paid trip to some exotic south seas island for a week of sun, surf, smiles and sex.

The bad news is, that island is probably Tristan da Cunha.

The good news is that even there you can have fun and sex there.

The bad news is that Tristan da Cunha is the largest island in a small group of very remote islands of the same name. It's the only one populated and has a population of less than 300.

The good news is, at least is is populated, so there some small chance...

The bad news is that it is so remote. Over a thousand miles to the next populated place. :yikes:

The good news is, there are less remote places to go.

That could be the bad news, too. :(