The good news is, that's another opportunity for you to be a contrarian.

Da' bad news is dat I don't want to be no contrarian. :(

The good news is that you're here and that you don't have to be "no contrarian."

The bad news is you have to be what you are suppose to be.

The good news is noone know what I'm "supposed" to be.

The bad news is if "no one" includes you because if it does you might just miss out on an opportunity to become the newest billionaire in the country. :(

The good news is there is somebody out there.

The bad news is sometimes they're waaaaayyyyyyyy out there.

The good news is that sometimes they're not. :)

The bad news is if you don't reach out you never know how far out there are.

The good news is that what you don't know won't hurt you … or something like that. :)

The bad news is that if you don't know a book, but if it is thrown at you it may hurt if it hits you.

The good news is that if it misses you it may land with the pages open to something really interesting.

The bad news is, people don't throw the interesting books.

The good news is that people who throw books maybe the interesting ones.