I send my daughter to school in a stretch limousine.

Our collectibles do not collect dust.

I had 14 hamburgers last night for supper.

I've just had my hair styled like Marge Simpson's.

I always tell the truth in this thread. :boink:

I am feeling happy and content right now.

I'll sure be glad when these sunny warm days turn bitterly cold with blowing snow and icy roads.

My kitchen is completely clear of clutter.

I'm buyng a sheep to replace my lawn mower.

I am willing to sell you one of my sheep at a very reasonable price. :rolleyes:

It's 11.05 in the morning.

I don't have anything to do today.

Neither do I. :rofl:

This answer is being auto-generated by my auto-post-answering service. Me, well, I'm taking a nap. :)

There's two boys hanging around behind me right now.