Im 2ft tall but a master of the unknown, I jest not and I hate being so small :sex:

I'm thinking I might go lay nude on one of central Illinois' huge sandy beaches bordering that mammoth inland sea ... Clinton Lake.

I've got my binoculars ready, so I can watch dicksbro sunbaking.

I'm not hungry.

I'm not crowded by a cat and a naughty girl right now.

I am not in the doghouse right now! :(

It's not time for supper yet.

My child has not let a pet mouse loose.

We sold two kids when the cost of feeding them got too high.

The temperature is steadily falling! :(

The stars are so bright, all the streetlights have turned off.

I would never eat cereal at bedtime.

I like getting cereal crumbs on the sheets before I lay down.

I have perfect teeth.

My car will do 0-60 in 2.2 seconds.