depends on what other responsibilities came with it

would you?

If it meant be untrue to myself in the position yes.

Would you ever run naked through your house with friends there?

OMG, I have.

<-----blushes and hides.

Would you ever give someone something and then ask for it back?

an "ex" maybe

would you ever pick up a hitchhiker?

No I wouldn't.

Would you make yourself sexier for your S/O?

Probably not likely unless it was making a dash from bathroom to bedroom when you knew everyone else was downstairs (and you peeked to be sure). :D

Almost forgot to add a "would you."

Would you ever offer to be a nude dancer for your spouse/so and their friends?

Your question, DB? :)

You guys are so quick. I did an edit above to add it. :D

for my SO but not so sure for others

Another question? :D

ooops suffering from DB syndrome LOL

would you ever come home late and kiss the wrong person first?

Gosh, I hope not. (Imagining all kinds of nightmares.)

Would you ever forget to pick up your child at school?

nope - never

would you?

Nope. At least, not yet, and not on purpose. :D :p :D

Would you ever tell your boss you were unhappy with him/her?