The bad news is that going for a swim sounds good if it weren't for the costs associated with pools. :(

The good news is, sneaking off to the local creek for skinny-dipping.

The bad news is if you are the only one sneaking to the creek.

The good news is you could always invite a special friend to go too!

The bad news is when the authorities catch you.

The good news would be if they decided to join you. :shrug:

The bad news is the embarrassing video of it that gets posted to social media.

The good news is that you would probably have a whole lot of likes for the video. :bjhappy:

The bad news is, instead of just yourself, you get a whole lot of people in trouble.


...or is that the good news?

Good news is that at least you are good at something. :cheers:

The bad news is when being bad is the only thing you're good at.

The good news is when being good is the thing you're best at. :D

The bad news is, being good doesn't last forever.

Who knows … the good news may be that it does.

The bad news is, the universe is both capricious, and out to get you.