I'm jealous of dicksbro's ordeal.

I am not babysitting a nephew.

I don't have a daughter

I've never had any problems with our children.

My boyfriend's daughter was born yesterday.

I will put in some unpaid overtime tomorrow.

I'm painting a large nude on the outside of our house.

I'm modelling for dickbro's painting

We don't have Japanese beetles trying to eat all the leaves off our white birch trees. :mad:

My cat is overjoyed that the backyard is full of kids.

I wasn't really tired yesterday.

I never get any sales calls at home.

We're not going to Indianapolis tomorrow to go to the horse races.

My feet are toasty warm.

I did not sweat profusely while trimming the bushes this weekend.