30 days of rain is not depressing at all!

I ate a live rhinoceros.

Welcome to the Pixies Smut Games, flyingsquirrel2! :wave: Always great to see another Pixie join us! :thumbs:

Myself, well, I had alligator eggs for breakfast yesterday. :boink:

We invited a monkey to dinner tonight.

I'd bet it's one of PF's from The Flying Monkey! :yikes:

The monkey was so obnoxious that we ended up shooting him and eating him tonight.

We always have dinner in the morning and save breakfast for our evening snack.

I had a very peaceful day

I'm not going to my Wednesday morning meeting today.

The city’s recycling schedule is not changing next week.

We don't recycle ... we're trying to build bigger landfills.

I have the most obedient child on the planet.

I feel so wide awake, I may not take a nap today.

I never talk to anyone on Yahoo.

I never talk to anyone ... I'm such a recluse.