I wish I could remember how to get out of here,

I'm so glad that later this morning I'll get to start my chemo treatments. I understand that'll be a real fun party. :)

I'm not happy to be back at Pixies.

I just found several thousand dollars.

Hey!!! That's my money!!!

I'm sure going to hate having them removing the clunky ol' fanny pack from my mediport today.

My ex is the sweetest person on Earth.

The temperatures are horrible outside this morning.

The sun is shining brightly this evening.

We're suppose to get snow today. :yikes:

I'm caressing a Siberian Tiger.

Oh boy, you found Fluffy. :)

And he whispered all your dirty little secrets to me.

Fluffy needs to floss.

I bought a new toilet brush especially for Fluffy's teeth.