I'm really not interested in sex.

That's marvelous because I hate sex too.

We didn't go to Allerton Park near Champaign, IL yesterday which is why I don't have a statue of the "Sunsinger" as my avatar today.

Today is Tuesday.

Tomorrow is not.

It's Wednesday afternoon over here right now.

I think I'll go out back and run naked through the sprinklers.

Well I've got my telescope ready so I can watch you from the front door.

I don't have to go in to get some education/training on chemotherapy today.

I hope July is just as rainy as June has been.

I'm loving the hot temperatures and the chance to run our air conditioner knowing how badly the power company needs our money.

I'm so glad my ex got hold of my phone number so he can harass me.

I love getting spam and sales calls. You feel so needed.

I love trying to figure out what foreign telemarketers are saying.

I'm sure glad it's not sunny out today.