Motherhood makes thoroughly a relaxing lifestyle.

LOL! ... so does Fatherhood.

A little weekend surgery is always good for some laughs and fun.

I did not notice that discksbro was away.

Nah, I never missed him either. :shrug:

I found if I tied guitar strings to the staples in my incision to some tacks in the wall and played them with a light touch, that way I could get my farts to play a melody.

I'm sure you could put it up on youtube
you could be a star

I really slept soundly last night.

My house is tidy except my sink which is full of all sorts of clutter.

My car doesn't need washing because of all the bird poop on it.

The Ice Cream Truck is not rumbling up my street.

It doesn't look like another nice day out.

It looks like a lovely sunny night tonight.

It's raining beagles and Siamese cats right now.

My daughter was happy to work late last night and to be going in to work early today.