Good, I didn't miss any of you guys.

I'm not at all happy today.

The weekend seems far, far away.

We didn't have a good weekend going to Indy to see our daughter and her family.

I don't enjoy sex with my partner. :eew:

Mountain climbing is a favorite Illinois outdoor activity.

I hate it when my partner brings me a morning coffee and then hops into bed beside me.

Whenever my car needs gas, I buy it some beans. :boink:

When I looked in the mirror this morning I realised I'd grown 6 inches taller overnight.

Today's been declared an International Holiday ... all work and school activities have been cancelled! :nana:

North and South have been reversed so that Australia is now officially up-over instead of downunder.

I like to sunbathe at night to reduce the chance of sunburn. :boink:

I just gave my cat a bath.

My cats just gave me a bath. :yikes:

OMG, mine did too!