No way! They'd wait around until I arrived and then kill me!

Would you ever consider becoming a forest ranger, in one of those lookout towers?

Ugh, nope, no way. Too boring. And, no computer.

Would you prefer to under go brain surgery, or ignore the problem?

I'm not a fan of surgery, but if it could save my life I would risk it.

Would you ever wear something your S/O objected to?

Yeah, I wear what I want, and unless they had a legit reason for not wanting me to wear it, I'd do it.

Would you ever invite a group of people over and make something totally disgusting for dinner just to watch their reactions?

Not intentionally, but there was the ugly incident with the one and only time I made crab legs...

Would you ever tell your host that the meal was terrible?

Depends if we were close or not, probably not though.

Would you ever eat frogs legs?

I'm pretty bold about unusual foods, but that one's got me spooked. Snails too.

Would you ever volunteer your time to a worthy cause?

Yes and I do on a weekly basis.

Would you ever hire a private investigator to spy on your SO?

No, if you dont trust em, then the relationship is doomed. It doesnt matter either way.

Would you be angry if your S/O hired a P.I. to spy on you?

You know it!

Would you ever go to work sans panties/underwear?

I do it quite often!

Would you ever go to work without underwear and make it known?

I might, okay I have.

Would you ever masturbate at work?

Nope

Would you ever have sex at work?

Current job? I don't think so.

Would you ever have sex on a picnic table in the park?

Sure... even better if we might get caught!

Would you ever have sex with a complete stranger?