The download speed of images will be improved by coating your hard drive with a conductive lubricant.

Another miserable day of sunshine and warmer temperatures.

I would never put time on Pixies-Place before household chores.

I'd never sit nude in front of my monitor because I'd worry everyone could see me.

I'm a closet fan of Romance novels.

My wife and I are NOT going to go visit elderly shutins from our church this morning.

I'm glad my daughter's pet mouse died.

I hate this place. Hate it :ranting:

I HATE being under those 2!!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I hate it when Coaster's on top

I don't wanna be the rose..........
I don't wanna be the rose..........
I don't wanna be the rose..........
I don't wanna be the rose..........
I don't wanna be the rose..........
I don't wanna be the rose..........
I don't wanna be the rose..........
I don't wanna be the rose..........
I don't wanna be the rose..........
I don't wanna be the rose..........
I don't wanna be the rose..........
I don't wanna be the rose..........
I don't wanna be the rose..........
I don't wanna be the rose..........
I don't wanna be the rose..........
I don't wanna be the rose..........
I don't wanna be the rose..........
I don't wanna be the rose..........

That ^^^^ did NOT make me smile :p

I never have problems with the people in my life.

We're not going to spend the day in Peoria today.

I regret every time I log onto this site.