The good news is that you are a fortunate man.

LOL

The bad news is that there's always room for improvement.

That's actually good news...

The good news is I learn something every day..on Friday I learned piano tuning takes more patience that I have.

The bad news is I need to finish getting ready for work :(

The good news is that adolescence is not permanent.

The bad news is that adolescence last longer then we would like it to.

the good news is we only go through adolesence once.

The bad news is I think my husband is still going through adolescence!

good news: length of time husband in adolescense is directly a function of how youthfull minded his wife is

The bad news is I have to work today :(

The good news is that it's finally Friday and I'll only work for three hours this morning. :D

The bad news is that I must go grocery shopping this evening.

The good news is that the weather should be pretty good today and tomorrow at least.

The bad news is that I just agreed to watch the boys tomorrow and the roofers are coming to do my house.

The good news is that your roof will be fixed. :)

The bad news is it might rain...

The good news is that a little rain can be good.

The bad news is that I am leaving for work in a minute. :(

The good news is we've got a weekend now!

the bad news is a cold wet storm that is raging as i write.

The good news is that its warm and sunny here. ;)

The bad news is that it's already dark. :(

The good news is that it's bedtime soon!

the bad news is my wife is out of town and i have to sleep alone

The good news is you will be happy when she gets back.

The bad news is the weekend is over :(

the good news is I got my christmas shopping done

The bad news is I still have a bit to do.

The good news is, I have only one gift to buy..well two if you include hubby.

The bad news is, I have a bladder infection.... :hair:

The good news is that my new recliner will be delivered on Thursday.

The bad news is the recliner the wife and kids got for me ... they've taken over. :(

:D

The good news is that I was able to get the old recliner into a Bulk Trash pickup on Thursday! :wiggles:

Yeah I know, "Little things please little minds".

The bad news is I have a ton of work today

The good news is we've made a lot of progress on our things to do list.

The bad news is...I can't think of any..wait that's good news...

the good news is that i found my long lost poster of the movie, "The Crow"

The bad news is that Security is a pain in the ass!

The good news is that it may prevent other forms of bad news.

The bad news is,,,I had thought I had all my work done today, till I got a phone call. grrrrrrr