The bad news is replacing phones often costs more than matches. :shrug:

The good news is I think you just have to call the local Army Surplus to pick up a flame thrower. ;)

That does seem easier than rubbing a stick against a rock. :shrug:

The Bad News is the 93 °F temperature forecast for this afternoon

The good news is that we're only expecting 79F as a high today. :)

The Bad News is the recent performance of the Baltimore Orioles.

The good news, hockey season is just around the corner.

The bad news is that it's going to be hot today which means some of that lawn work probably won't get finished today. :(

The good news is, I already finished the lawn work, won't have any to do for a while.

The bad news is that we got so much to do today that the remaining yard work is going to get pushed back again (plus, it's still pretty hot :().

The good news is, it's the weekend, and time to party instead of doing yard work.

The bad news is I'm still tired. :(

The good news is, since you're retired, nobody cares if you sleep on the job.

The bad news is that since nobody cares you could accidently sleep through lunch! :yikes:

The Good News is the recent performance of the Baltimore Orioles. :thumb: