I doubt it, although our sex is sometimes like a show and always live. :)

WYE adopt a child?

Too late for that now, but would've been "no."


WYE enter an eating contest? (Pies, hot dogs, etc.)

No

WYE enter a drinking competition?

No. (Meds don't allow that sort of thing.)


WYE try to lie your way out of a speeding ticket?

That would be fruitless...... I don't have long legs or short skirts to go along with the lie! :D

WYE ever try to lose a cop?

No way! I watch them chasing shows. :eek:


Would you ever to your spouse about their sexual performance?

If that was the question, then yep, we've done that.

Would you ever refuse your spouse their requests?

Depends on the request.

Does your spouse trust you enough to let you ask anything of them you want and then respond positively?

She won't do anything I ask of her, but it's not because of a lack of trust. She knows I wouldn't hurt or disrespect her, but there's some things she's just not interested in doing.

Would you ever "accidentally" dribble pudding onto your body and ask your spouse to lick it off?

Hmm - does jello count? :rofl: I would but would be left holding the spoon (so to speak)

What flavor pudding does your spouse prefer?

Chocolate.

What do you like to snack on in the car when your on a drive?

FRUIT

WYE have sex whilst driving

Yep - been there and done that (twas great)

WYE be able to ignore someone driving next to you who was having sex while driving?

Might depend on whether I could really see what they were doing or not.

WYE leave yourself exposed while driving?

Why not!!

WYE Drive with your S/O exposed next to you?

I would rather not


Would you ever crash a party you weren't invited to.

No - don't go places I'm not invited to

WYE kick someone out of a party of yours they weren't invited to?

Depending whom they were and what they are behaving like

Would you kick em out?

I think like you, it'd depend on a lot on who they were. But, if they were being obnoxious or not fitting in ... sure.

Would you go ahead and do something in hopes a pre-condition would get met.

Yes, I've done it many times. Must be a hopeful person now and then. :)


Would you ever skip dinner and just have dessert?

Yes I would have dessert first and then dinner and maybe dessert after.


WYE get a friend a non alcohol drink?

Yes, I've done that many times.

Would you ever put off going to the doctor until things got really bad?

Yo sexxxy, you talked to me sur le telephone ce soir. You've heard how crappy I sound. I'm hoping it'll only last a few more days & my voice will be back to normal.

WYE move all your stuff out whilst s/he was at work?

Um, yeah, I've done that before waaaaaay back in the day.

Would you ever learn to expect the unexpected?

Oh I have!!!

Would you ever do something to hurt someone else's feelings?

Of course not.

WYE be the other man/woman in a relationship?

I have been in that situation but I try to avoid it.
Would you?

Nope. Can't imagine that.

Would you ever have steak for breakfast?

Yes.....but it has to be tube steak.
WYE have pie for breakfast?

Probably not my usual or first choice ... but, I have. Warm apple pie isn't too bad. :)

WYE go to a dance ... alone?

Nope


Would you ever fly to meet someone you met on the net?

Yep

WYE have sex on the bonnet of a police car?

I haven't ... and maybe won't ... but I think I could. (Does that mean I don't know for sure?)

Would you ever go to the airport to meet an arriving Pixie?

Sure would and not just because I work at one

Would you be willing to fly somewhere just to meet a Pixie?

Probably not........... but maybe in I was already "in the neighborhood".....

What would the first thing you'd do when you met said Pixie?

Say, "Hi!"

Would you ever turn channels rather than listen to a politician?

Yes

WYE become a politician?

no way

wye jump from a perfectly good airplane?

no

would you ever take ballroom dance lessons

Might. No objection to doing that, but probably not.

WYE do Texas line dancing?