I'm having an early night tonight.

I'm going to stay in bed all day today.

Well, I'm still asleep and the mice are typing this.

Boy, 3:30AM and the sun is shining

I've sent my daughter outside to play in the snow.

I'm thinking of driving up to Fairbanks, Alaska to get some good winter moonshine. :)

I despise Smut Games.

Sex is sure boring.

I hate the Holidays

Somebody farted and the world is going out of orbit. :yikes:

My child is the best behaved in the Universe.

They just reported that Peace has broken out all over the world. Despots are resigning and moving into monestaries. Crooks are returning stolen goods. Rowdy children are joining choirs. Armies are melting down their weapons. What a day!

I believe what he just said. :nod:

All housework has been eliminated! :)

I understand that Pixies-Place is building a huge ski lodge for members in Colorado. Free for registered members.