Been there, done that!


WYE bend over to get somebody's attention?

moi?

WYE look up someone's skirt as they go down an escalator while you're going up?

Maybe. :halo:


WYE push somebody who was fully clothed into a pool?

No. No horseplay on the pool deck (former lifeguard - can't help myself)

WYE go outside to get the mail in nothing but a towel?

No.


WYE steal the clothes and towel belonging to a person in the shower?

Maybe

WYE look into a hotel room with an open door as you're walking down the hall, knowing someone is inside?

Yes, but keep on going.


WYE take a handful of the little hotel soaps from the maid's cart?

Yes

WYE leave someone a note on their car because they parked in two parking spaces?

Yes.


WYE key a car who took up more than 1 parking space?

No

Would you ever complain to management if the persons in the room next to you were being too loud and it was obvious that the activity was sexual in nature?

No.


WYE be extra loud during sex to annoy the nextdoor neighbor?

Yes

WYE be embarrased knowing the neighbors heard you?

yes. :o

wye have sex with your neighbor?

sure

wye let me?

yep


wye let me watch? lol

sure why not

wye let me have sex with the guy next door?

fuck yes!!!!!!!!!!:D:D

wye let me take pics of it?

nope video

wye sleep with the girl next door?

Which one? My choice? Yes.


WYE have an affair with a police officer's significant other?

Yes (was a cop before I retired)

WYE kiss and tell if you had an affair with someone that you work with?

I'd try not to!


WYE have an online affair while having a real life relationship with someone else?

No. Conversation, banter, maybe even flirting. But I wouldn't get seriously involved with someone.

Would you ever kiss someone you just met?

Not immediately.


WYE do something on a webcam that you wouldn't do in person?

No

Would you ever engage in webcam activities with someone you hadn't met IRL?

Yes.


WYE flash some skin in a public place?

Yes

Would you ever join the mile high club?

Given the opportunity, yes.


WYE masturbate during a commercial air flight?

Since I have, I guess I'll say yes. ;)

WYE watch while someone else masturbated on a commercial airline flight?

Yes.


WYE offer to help the masturbator?

Only if I knew him or her.

WYE be the masturbator?

No.


WYE offer sex in an attempt to get out of paying a speeding ticket?

No - the last guy wasn't my type :rofl:

WYE consider accepting sex as a form of payment for work you did out of the goodness of your heart?

Depends on who the work was done for...


WYE start an email scam?

No

WYE register someone's email address with all the free porn sites as a means of "getting even"

Yes.



WYE do that?

Yes

WYE order a pizza giving someone elses details?

Yes, given the right circumstances.


WYE take your own food into a movie theater?

Yes - all the time

WYE report someone to management who does bring in their own food?

No way

WYE initiate sex in a cinema

No, maybe a little foreplay.


Woud you?