I wish I didn't make so much money.

I'm giving up my home to live under a bridge.

I slept well last night.

We had no visitors this weekend.

I'm not tired

I lost 30pounds overnight.

With temperatures in the low 30s, I think I'll go swimming this morning.

I'm the world's most organised person.

I can't find my keyboard even when I'm typing on it. :(

I enjoy my visits to the doctor.

I didn't do anything completely stupid today.

I didn't buy a new DVD today that my wife told me she bought on Saturday. :(

I started a catering business for the holidays and I'm selling mashed potato sculptures of Little IowaMan for $10.99........... gravy not included. ;)

I did not just Google 'mashed potato sculptures' and did not learn something new about the humble potato :o :p

I never use Google.