I slept well last night.

I'm so glad my kid is home today, so I won't be tempted to look at the pictures.

It was nice oversleeping this morning.

There's no-one else in my house right now.

We got our cats jobs with a local fish market.

I am not alone right now.

My house is suitable for royalty.

I have decided to have my penis bronzed.

All our local stores are having their "Free Thursday" sales today where everything you "buy" is free of charge. (Just in time cuz' I need a box of toothpicks.)

I made a snowman today.

Because of the demand, I'm thinking of becoming a male prostitute for young celebrity women.

I am a celebrity.

...and young!


:D

Hmmmm ... business is looking good ... I'd better pack a bag. :)

I plan to go to work this weekend.

I feel as fit as a fiddle!