The bad news is the IRS will find a way if you tell them. :(

The good news is you dn't have to go to the effort of telling them, they'll find out on their own.

The bad news is ... you're probably right. :(

The Good News is my day off today.

Bad someone shot my windshield

^^^^ :yikes: The good news is they didn't shoot you. :boink:

The bad news is, the incident may be repeated.

The good news is that may the incident won't get repeated afterall. :wish:

The bad news is all the weight I'm putting on!

The good news is that "what goes on can come off."

The bad news is, you might not want it to do either.

While this is true, the good news is that with determination you can take control of your own decision and commitment.

The bad news is, you may not, after all, be in control of your commitment.

The good news is that you might be.

The bad news is, you actually are not Napoleon.