I don't like FWM on top of me!

I wish I never found this site.

I won't be accepting anymore retirement checks.

I feel so good today, I could run a marathon

I just DID run a marathon!

I'm not taking a couple days off!

I'm going to do some nude sunbathing in the rain today.

I've had sex with five different people today

i've been struck by lightning!

I think my new 15,000 sq ft home in Colorado is about ready for us to move in.

I've just won the lottery!

I'm launching my Presidential campaign today.

I really wanted to get up and go to work this morning!

Yes ...

really ...

I want my ex boyfriends to move back in.

I understand social security is going to double everyone's monthly payouts using their share of the $700,000,000,000 bailout ... er ... rescue. :)