I'm a clown everday but don't wear the make-up but no I wouldn't

would you ever dress up like a member of the opposite sex?

I dress asexually a lot :) Jeans and a t-shirt, baby!

Would you ever fake illness to avoid a long day of sightseeing with the inlaws? :)

Well I no longer have inlaws but the ones I had, no I'd go with them. They were great folks.

Would You ever fake an illness to avoid a date?

maybe....depends on the date

would you ever diet because someone told you that you should?

no - that would go against what I believe

would you?

I believe my boyfriend should do dishes once in a while. Does that count? :)

Would you ever try to change the way your S/O dresses?

Only if she dressed for bed.

Would you ever write love notes to your SO just because?

i love doing that sort of thing...

Would you ever run out to play in the rain?

Have managed it once or twice, on private land! (And on a trail bike too, they don't go so fast!! :))

Would you ever ride your bike in the rain, just for fun?

have done - will do again

would you ever extend a business trip for pleasure?

I guess now that I'm retired, I'd have to extend my pleasure trips for business. :D

Nah. :D :D

Would you ever paint a picture of your SO/spouse?

if I had any talent I might - can you say stick person?

would you ever take a pic of your SO nude and hang it in your house?

I doubt it, kids you know

Would you ever ignore your kids for a sporting event on tv?