The good news is you may inherit a whole new family of kittens. :faint:

The bad news is that kittens lead to more feline bodily waste.

The good news is that allowed to decompose that'll create methane and you can change your car to run on methane eliminating gasoline purchases. :)

The bad news is that you'll be known as driving a poomobile.

The good news the poo is combustible and eliminates that much more going into our water supply. :)

The bad news it that it will get into the atmosphere instead of the water.

The good news is that we may not notice given everything else that goes into our atmosphere. Is that good news? :spin:

The bad new is that what you don't know can still kill you.

The Good News is how well you live that life.

The bad news is once you die ... it's too late to change. :(

The good news is that once you're dead, you don't have to worry about changing.

The bad news is that it would be too late even if you could change. :(

The Good News was PAGAN.

The bad news is missing PAGAN. :(

The good news is, you didn't have to deal with driving to Pennsylvania and back.