I'm glad to not be in Nashville right now!

When I woke up this morning I had to climb over the still sleeping bodies of Emily Deschanel, Angie Harmon and osuche to get out of bed to make it to the bathroom.

*Bonus lie* ~ I won't be thinking of that ^^^ lie a bit later on when it comes time to "relax". :hot:

Boy, am I glad PAGAN 08 is over with.

I had a healthy 8 hours' sleep last night

I just can't wait to go to work today.

My son did not return last night.

I have it on good authority that the world will end today. :(

I detest coffee.

I usually have two Margaritas for breakfast with a Bloody Mary on the side.

I am back by popular request :thumbs: Crazeeeeeeeeeee

I really don't care much for Smut Games.

The hotdogs I had for dinner are the best meal I've ever eaten.

I think for breakfast I'm going to have one of those twelve-egg omelettes.

No one pays any attention to the Olympics.

I can't orgasm from anal sex