The bad news is that three guys behind me had trouble since I got to the restroom first. (ewwww!) :(

The Good News is that I had a good night's sleep.

The bad news is that I haven't been getting as good a night's sleep as I wish. :(

The good news is, since you're retired, you can sleep all you want, right?

That's the theory, but sometimes theory just doesn't match the facts ... right?

The Good News is that you can make it a goal! :)

The bad news is that I've got my wife to make sure I don't overdo that.

That the Good News!

The bad news is you're right and I can't think of a good way to change that into bad news. :(

:D

The bad news are the riots in Baltimore.

Good news was the woman who stepped up and took charge of her son for participating in the riots

The bad news is that this country needs a whole lot more people willing to stand up for law and order (but, you're right, IM, that lady was very impressive as were some others that worked to try and calm the situation down. Prayers go out to all the innocent people that have been injured or hurt.

Good News: The Baltimore Symphony Orchestra doing an outdoor concert and the number of people who showed up.

(^^^^ that does sound good)

The bad news is that there is too much bad news and not enough good news. :(

The Good News is that can change for the better!