Looking through the keyhole, he saw ....something he didn't believe

I can't imagine what he saw

I can't imagine what he saw...since he is totally blind.


A surprising use for panties is ...

A surprising use for panties is ...wearing them :D

g strings are common in

g strings are common in strippers who play guitars.


The room warmed when ...

The room warmed when ... the thermostat was turned up. :D

His cock hardened ...

his cock hardened ... after the room warmed up! :D

I like panties best when ...

I like panties best when ...they are no longer on the woman

showers for two can be fun because

Showers for two can be fun because... you never know what you will bump into. :D


They set a record for ...

They set a record for ...longest sex without orgasm

i couldn't believe they

I couldn't believe they ... didn't get their names inthe Guinness Book of World Records.


Unbuttoning her blouse very slowly, she said ...

Unbuttoning her blouse very slowly, she said ...if you come closer - I'll scream

he was taken aback by

He was taken aback by ... her loud, ear piercing scream.

As I gaze off into the night ...

As I gaze off into the night ... I try to remember that scene.

Rubbing it ...

Rubbing it ... will cause you to go blind.

Corrective lenses ...

Corrective lenses ... allow me to salivate more over the Pixie pictures.


His fingers slid ...