Yeah, they’re kinda boring.

I Think I'll run naked Through The park Today ... in The rain and snow wiTh TemperaTures around 40F.

We are not fortunate to be enjoying a beautiful Spring morning!

I didn't make popcorn and not going to go pop in a movie now!

I didn't watch "I Am Legend" yesterday afternoon.

I wouldn't want to be hugging Tess right now!!!

I live such a shy and unassuming life.

The baby kittens my cat had the other day aren't absolutely adorable.

I'm not still tired.

I can't wait to leave for another exciting day of selling gas, cigarettes, and lottery tickets!

I'm wondering how I can volunteer to be on jury duty every day.

In order to save money on gas, I cut the bottom out of my car and am now using it as if it were a Flintstone-mobile.

Good idea, IowaMan. I've tried to only go to places that are downhill from our house so that I can coast there in neutral with the engine turned off.

I write the songs that make the whole world sing. I write the songs of love and special things. I write the songs that make the young girls cry. I write the songs, I write the songs.

It's hard to type with this ravishing young lady sitting on my lap kissing my neck and fondling my private parts.