The bad news is that the new year will bring "Tax Day" all the closer. :( Tax Day ... that's where those politicians that don't earn an honest dollar bilk us ordinary people so they can get unearned pay increases. :(

The good news in Illinois is our governors already have a two term limit. One in the governor's office and the second in Statesville prison. :)

The bad news is that after that, they get highly-paid jobs in private industry as lobbyists.

Not much good news to follow that ... that's for sure. Maybe the good news is that the next news will be more bad news. :confused: :spin: :faint:

The bad news is, circular logic is circular.

The good news is that sometimes the only way around something is to make sharp left or right turns.

The bad news is that my vacation is over.

The good news is that you've got the job to return to.

The bad news is, another day older and deeper in debt.

The good news is that I'm still keeping on my New Year's resolution. :rolleyes:

The bad news is that our weather is miserable right now. Bitter cold. :(

The good news is as the wind rips off the lake less than 500' away from my new house, I can't find a draft anywhere. :nana:

The bad news is I think I'll have to install high-speed bearings in my gas meter. :eek:

The good news is, you could turn tht into a wind turbine.

The bad news is the snow on my way to work this morning.