College tuition should be increased.

It's not snowing out right now.

My wife is not feeling under the weather today.

I'm really looking forward to walking home from the lab!

I prefer working to going home and sucking down a cold Capt & Coke!

Myself, I love stripping down and doing dance numbers in our yard while the neighbors are grilling.

This week has been SO MUCH FUN at the office!

I hope gasoline goes back over $3.00/gal.

I'm going to get my Saturn jacked up so it rides as high as a monster truck.

I'm on a hunger strike.

I do not have a medical check up scheduled later today.

I'm buying one of the first tickets to ride on Virgin Galactic's sub-orbiter once testing is completed. They've agreed to let me call the flight, "The Wings of Pixies." :boink:

^^ I'm scalping the tix ^^ :D

I can see it now ... "Jseal rides scalped virgins!" :D