The good news is you could help the cabbie get drunk so you'd have someone to drink with. :spin:

The bad news is then the cabbie would have to crash on your couch.

The good news is maybe he will forget the cab fare home.

The bad news is, he'd get fired, and become a permanent resident.

The good news is maybe you could get rent.

The bad news is without a job he may not have the money for rent.

The good news is maybe he could take it out in trade, doing fix it jobs.

The bad news is if the job needs tools and he doesn't have them.

The good news is Ace hardware loans tools.

The bad news is they may be closed when you need them. :shrug:

The good news is the neighbor has a 24 hour garage. :nana:

The bad news is, it will cost you an arm & a leg.

The good news is I have one extra of each.

The bad news is that with only one each you may tip over.

The good news is prosthetics are more advanced.