The bad news is that when it rains they usually wear something over their tops.

The good news is that you can offer to exchange it for some warm, dry clothing.

Bad news is I get slapped.

The good news is, you might enjoy it.

Bad news is sometimes it does.

The Good News is that I've reduced the Open Bug list to 0!

The bad news is I have no clue what the Open bug is.

The good news is that I've got a swatter in case we need one.

The bad news is that the swatter wont' work on that kind of bug.

The good news is they make pills for that.

The bad news is that the pills are expensive.

The good news is they also come in shots.

Da' bery bad news is dat you can't drive so bery gud if you've had too many shots. * Hick * :(

The good news is, if you're that drunk, you can always get a cab.

Bad news is I can't get that drunk.