The good news is that it wasn't sitting on your lap.

The Bad News is that my mini-vacation is over.

The good news is that you'll get a chance to share with your co-workers all the fun you had. :shrug:

The bad news is that your cow-orkers will judge you for the type of fun you had.

The good news is that your stories may help them plan for a future time for them and their families.

The bad news is that all the planning will inevitably go to waste.

The Good News is that my new machine has arrived! Woo Hoo!

The bad news is we don't get to see the new machine.

The Good News is that it has finally stopped raining!

The bad news is it is suppose to get hot again.

The good news is that with hotter weather, women in general wear less clothing.

Bad news is that it is still to much clothing.

Good news is some of it is see-though when the women in question get caught in a summer thunderstorm.

Bad news is I'm usually not around when it happens.

The good news is you might still have a chance one of these days when it rains.